this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That comment got me in the first half, not gonna lie

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, 3) started to confuse me before I got it 😁

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

I'm the other way around, started reading the top and thought 'what does an omelette have to do with a server.'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yelling at a server with hard drives decreases their performance.

Proof: https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

But disk-kun is doing his best, don't scream at him! (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Next time you're at a restaurant, you should say, "Sudo, can I have the lasagna as my main?"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"[name] is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You'll still end up yelling at them, now over the correct pronunciation of sudo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jraphics integreated format?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That's giraffics you philistine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

sudo su. I am the manager now. Give me all the lasagna you have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Sorry, user aviationeast is not allowed to execute '/bin/su' as root on mintylasagna.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Super User Do, so soo doo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but that sounds dumb, so it's soo doe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hold up, in what world is lasagna not a main?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

man lasagna

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Patron is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sandwiches weren't cutting it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I understood that reference.

https://xkcd.com/149/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

And you get no lasagna because of elevating the normal question to an existential question.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Access Denied"

"YOU dare deny me!?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Kate Moss: "sudo THIS!" gunshot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Try this: ![](https://seafile.kitsuna.net/seafhttp/files/449a3276-4510-48ec-b299-37ee0028db41/VID_20230205205656.mp4)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately those tokens to the exact file are temporary as you can see the one in your message has already expired. Discord is able to handle using the raw link and grabbing the video just fine but I'm sure it does some kind of mumbo jumbo magic in the background to make that work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

At first I was like 😑. But then I was like πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hope I'm not the only one who says, "Bitch, I am the administrator," at their servers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Every single time Windows starts with some of its β€œyou need to request permission from the administrator to access this folder” BS. Bitch, I am the administrator.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

commands

I think I see the problem here.

Edit: /me looks at community name

Oh.

.... imma just head out.

[–] Hozerkiller 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yelling only makes them slower...at lwast the drives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Oh, I got that reference ... and even if outdated, I still cannot import it in my headcanon. Just no.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Be careful yelling at servers, theres a frequency that wipes them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

1 out of 10 people will get the joke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

So half of people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So 1 out of 10 people is or has has dealings with a furry? :)

This incident doesn't need to be reported ... :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean, are they live rats? Guess I'm either letting them run off under the table or asking for a to-go bag.