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[–] CSynthare@lemm.ee 81 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Ok. Who had to look at the community name?

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Yep. Gdism

My first reaction was ..."of course "

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago

Happening more and more lately

[–] Dutczar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

I didn't, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It's obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

I though it was the opposite of what it was, and was confused as to why Elon would do something so good

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

I always glance at the community name before reading the post title and this community created that habit

[–] pageflight@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Also shared: crashes and road-rage incidents. One crash video in 2021 showed a Tesla driving at high speed in a residential area hitting a child riding a bike, according to another ex-employee. The child flew in one direction, the bike in another. The video spread around a Tesla office in San Mateo, California, via private one-on-one chats, “like wildfire,” the ex-employee said.

Don't know what to write about this ...

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Totally normal and healthy work environment.

[–] Sepix@feddit.org 27 points 5 days ago

It didn't even occur to me that this was an Onion article ...

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, I wouldn't put it passed him.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, is it passed or past? I've been using past, but I'm suddenly not confident that I'm right.

[–] Darohan@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

No you are right, it's past

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Literally did a double- take. Got me, too.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

I'll send my dick as revenge! (Or as an intro, just ask)