To calm himself from the meltdown, I suggest he ups his dose of ketamine and then pisses blood.
Alternatively, self-immolation is always an option, and ethically correct in his situation.
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Wow, the president is really scared, he even had to call trump for a photo op in front of a Tesla
He went from selling beans to selling shitty cars. The american dream is alive and well
Sounds like he didn't work hard enough.
Maybe he should eat less avocado toast.
Man. Poor guy. Really gotta feel for the nazi billionaires trying to destroy the world when their feefees get hurt. Chin up, champ!
Schadenfreude intensifies
Tesla’s collapse cost Musk $23 billion in a single day.
yummy.
Today so many good news
He lost $23 billion from Tesla and $23 billion from tweeting about Carlos Slim
Has anyone told him about the pulling of bootstraps? I feel that if he really, realllly pulled then he could make that 46 bill back by the end of the week!
Trump just f***ed Tesla. It had some coolness left in the brand but Truml just removed that on the White House lawn.
Shooting yourself in the head in a bunker speedrun GO!
Oh wow look taking hard political stances is actually bad for business. A fact known for pretty much all of time. I wonder how the self proclaimed genius didn't see this coming.
The amount of raw, undiluted satisfaction that would come from watching Musk's fortune disappear would probably be enough to tide me over for the rest of the Trump presidency. I could be sent to a concentration camp slaving away somewhere manufacturing MAGA merch, and I'd still have a smile on my face knowing Elon went broke.
I received 0 money from any Democratic donor. They don't have to pay me to enjoy watching your downfall.
Some of us spent money to see this happen.
Over the weekend, he shared clip from a Tesla fan account of the prototype for the Cybercab, a two-seater robotaxi the company will allegedly be making by 2026.
It is so accurate they qualified this with "allegedly" in this sentence.
God damn is he stupid. TF did he think was gonna happen when he pissed off the kind of people that buy EV's
Nothing. He's not used to consequences.
He thought he was smarter and that it would be over in a week. He thought no one would keep listening to the bad and they are the type of leaders that only listen to themselves within their own echo chamber.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
He doesn't seem to be having a good time. It reminds me of the DPH sub.
Good, strip his US citizenship and send his worthless back to South Africa.
We don't want him back, send him to Antarctica.
Why pollute such a pristine environment. Just fire up the incinerator
Just grant him his wish to go to Mars. We all get a happy ending ;)
and risk having him make first contact with alien life?
any alien civilization that comes into contact with him will default to exterminating the human race after incinerating him on the spot.
musk melts down
ah, I was hoping it was literal. maybe one day, fingers crossed.
Couldn't be more appropriate. Nazi cunt getting melted because of greed.
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That was an awesome read. Thank you.
well deserved!
were doing something right if hes melting down.
Epstein we know you are linked with EPSTEIN you have been in a photo with Miss kungfu coordinator and epstein. his projection against pedophelia and transgendered people is very telling.
Lol he's so panicked he's had to order Trump to send a tweet to try to convince right wingers to buy EVs now.
This coming from the same exact person that called for a boycott of Tesla not just two years ago, is fucking rich.
Like, what in the actual fuck. How is it illegal to boycott Tesla? But it wasn't illegal when all the rednecks wanted to boycott bud-light for having a pro gay add? This clown is a fucking joke.
Because their boycotts usually consisted of buying a lot of the stuff they were angry about and then throw it away, burn it out shoot at it. 🤣
LOL! Remember when conservatives were blocking Tesla chargers with their lifted trucks? The vast majority of conservatives who can afford EVs don't want them anyway because it doesn't make "vroom, vroom" sounds.
How do you illegally boycott something? I know he’s a fucking moron but this is one of the stupidest things he’s ever said
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Great to see. Fuckwad deserves it
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