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Well you know what they say, not ever republican is a pedophile, but every pedophile is a republican
Tomorrow there'll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.
…brought to you and sponsored by a pedophile.
Your 2025 GOP All Star lineup!
When they're literally deranged by Taylor Swift and Barbie movies...
When you let the nuts runs the show, sanity goes on trial
This will not pass in Minnesota. What a stupid bit of grandstanding and waste of taxpayer money.
they're so far gone in the cult they belong in mental institutions
Democrats should counter with a "Trump Sycophancy & Supplication Syndrome" Bill...
This will give the Government of Putin the excuse to throw the critics into the privately run detention centers.