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How the fuck did we get here? (lemm.ee)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Letting the days go by, there is water underground

[–] jerkface 5 points 13 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Harambe?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

most likely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hombre, was it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Or was it Hurricane ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is the story of Harambe

Gorilla the authorities came to blame

For something that he never done

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Haiku-bot , is that you ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Counting syllables

To get imaginary points

Sounds like too much work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Gosh it's been so long I've just forgotten for whom I'm keeping my dick out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!

[–] Rentlar 3 points 13 hours ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper