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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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How the fuck did we get here? (lemm.ee)
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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Letting the days go by, there is water underground

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[–] jerkface 5 points 4 days ago

[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hombre, was it?

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Or was it Hurricane ?

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gosh it's been so long I've just forgotten for whom I'm keeping my dick out.

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is the story of Harambe

Gorilla the authorities came to blame

For something that he never done

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Haiku-bot , is that you ?

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Counting syllables

To get imaginary points

Sounds like too much work

[–] Rentlar 3 points 4 days ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper