Letting the days go by, there is water underground
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
Where IS that large automobile!?
No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.
You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...
Hombre, was it?
Or was it Hurricane ?
This is the story of Harambe
Gorilla the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Haiku-bot , is that you ?
Counting syllables
To get imaginary points
Sounds like too much work
Gosh it's been so long I've just forgotten for whom I'm keeping my dick out.
Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!
Harambe?
most likely.
The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.
Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper