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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

I have logged over 200 hours in RuneScape just this month.

It probably helps that I have a job where I can have it running next to me. At this point, it is basically just an idle game that I only need to touch every ~15 minutes to refresh my idle logout timer. Pretty much the only times it’s not running are when I’m asleep or physically away from a computer.

Hell, even when I’m away from my computer, it keeps running as long as I can touch it every now and then to stay logged in. If I’m AFK’ing slayer with aggressive enemies, I only really need to touch it to refresh my inventory or the idle timer. Even when I’m playing other games, RuneScape just runs quietly on my second monitor.

[–] yarn 8 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. I have at least 10k hours between both.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I want to play AC so badly. Every time I pick it up my brain is hit with nostalgia from when I played it as a kid on my N64 and GC but now as an adult I enjoy it more watching my kids play it and talk to me about their villagers.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

I have the most hours in Warframe, but Factorio is on a different level. If you're anywhere on the spectrum, it is pure crack cocaine. The only reason I haven't bought the DLC is because I know it'll consume a month of my free time.

By the way, Warframe 1999's soundtrack fucking slaps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How are the micro transactions on warframe? Do they shove them down your throat or do you need to pay them to play? Was considered trying it out but free to play games tend to be shitty.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

After playing with trains in factorio, then just staring at them go in pure ecstasy for 10s of minutes. I am now convinced I'm much further on the spectrum than I thought.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Is it about rimming?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ve been playing the Monster Hunter series since 2004 and have logged well over 10k hours.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (4 children)

There was a shitty f2p MMO called GunZ online once upon a time. It was so badly programmed that glitches literally became the primary gameplay loop.

I loved it. For those few that could get into it, it was a unique heaven of fps and fighting game that filled a void an over caffeinated teen with nothing but hyper focus and time didn't know they had.

Also just ridiculously horny people.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm split between Factorio and Dwarf Fortress.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (6 children)

cookie clicker

fucking useless, highly addictive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh god, all the clicker games were like fucking methamphetamine to me. I remember there was this 'city' clicker one where you built roads, and I straight up played nothing else for three weeks, every moment I could when I wasn't working. I'm glad I don't even look in their direction now, because I know I could get sucked back in.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I kind of miss when No Man's Sky was an endless, empty expanse. That sense of loneliness and futility was an emotional experience that it doesn't have now. It's become a much better game, no doubt, but putting time and careful planning into that long crawl towards the galactic centre felt right.

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[–] rabber 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Did you know on the original FFX on PS2 if you play more than 9999 hours the hours played flips over to 0000 again?

PS I also checked how many hours 9999 is because I wasn't sure if I was exaggerating how much I played the game, and it's less than two full years worth of hours, and I did in fact play more than that, easily.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you like 100% the upgrade map?

Giving me Dick Tree vibes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can 100% the Sphere Grid in only a few hours, if you’re smart about it. My guess is they were going around using Clear Spheres to wipe unneeded spheres off the map and replace them. The default Sphere Grid doesn’t actually allow you to max your stats; You need to clear the existing +2 or +3 spheres, and replace them with +4 spheres instead.

Even then, maxing your stats doesn’t require 9999 hours. Unless OP was farming experience in Besaid Island (the starting area) it shouldn’t take that long to navigate the grid and farm enough replacement spheres.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe we’ve found the one human being that likes Blitzball.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I honestly hadn’t considered Blitzball. I kind of forget it exists, since I only ever slogged through it to get Wakka’s ultimate weapon and overdrives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No shade or anything but how does that work in a single player pretty linear game, what's the draw after you finish it a few times?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

People used to just play the endgame in single player games. I probably put more hours into Tales of Symphonia after I beat all the content than before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Lots and lots of Blitzball, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I honestly loved Forspoken. I even bought a second physical copy in case something happens to the original.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Finished playing through it just recently, seriously underrated imo.

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