Glitterbomb

Dudes getting his neuralink recalibrated as we speak

Man I forgot about deadsy! Loved that album

Runner up worth mentioning: Plan B - Paint it blacker

That yacht is fine because someone else at AT&T rotated into a position at the FCC

This sounds like the back of a Crichton novel, and I want to read it

And every snowbird employs 20 Latinos who are there year round raising families. South Floridas demographics have higher representation from like 10 other Latin American countries before Mexican though, so maybe it should be it's own sort of city state with the rest going to Mexico.

Has anyone checked these kids over for neuralink implants?

I'll reiterate that I'm in a half dozen living rooms every day, and most of them are senior citizens. I've been doing this for years. They all have smart TVs, whether they use the features or not.

I'll also reiterate that they flat out will not even use a TV sometimes because they're defeated by the smart TV features that prevent them from getting over to their Comcast box. Did you even read my comment?

They get suckered by the cheap TV in middle of the aisle at Walmart or Costco and buy three. You can't even go out and buy a TV that isn't a smart TV without specifically looking for it. They don't even know to begin to look for these things.

Do you think they're still on an old CRT with a VCR hooked up via RCA? They had to go down some weird upgrade rabbit hole that they still don't fully understand because they ended up with a DVD of some classic movie, went and got a DVD player only to find out they didn't have HDMI ports so now they had to go buy some garbage TV thats subsidized by advertising companies. Again, I've seen this exact scenario play out a hundred times.

The fact of the matter is that your fix reeks of 'I got mine' energy, and it doesn't fix anything. Large swaths of people will still get these ads in their faces and these companies won't stop. Quite the opposite, they'll keep looking for more ways to fuck their customers.

Are these trash?

You're right. CEOs are often times at board meetings with the whole C level and shareholders.

One big general airstr-

Oh you're talking about angry signs and picketing outside? Nevermind

I'll be the buzzkill again and ask what the solution is to our dependence on industrial fertilizers to feed billions of people. Oil byproducts don't stop at plastic and rubber, it's literally how we feed ourselves.

The rich people won't starve first.

Your grandma does.

I installed her TV and internet last week. She barely understands the concept of switching TV inputs, and her Roku smart TV doesn't let you rename inputs from HDMI1 to [ISP NAME] unless the thing is connected to the internet. It also defaults out of the box to show the smart TV bullshit every single time you turn it on, instead of just showing the last used input before the TV turned off. So she's completely baffled how to watch simple television channels unless I spend 10 minutes reconfiguring this garbage so it's usable.

Go visit your grandma, everyone. And reconfigure her smart TV. I'm joking but I'm not. I can only visit so many grandmas per day.

As long as trump gets a new golf course and hotel, I don't think he really cares.