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I'm going with teleportation, I hate driving and public transport

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[–] DistressedDad 9 points 1 week ago

Super Power? LOL bruh, I just want to be cured of my crippling depression and low self-esteem.

But really, healing super powers tho would be cool. Because it seems like a lot of people need healing now, both mentally and physically.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be able to remove ignorance from people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's probably the least possible of all the superpowers listed here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Probably just that head exploding chick from The Boys. Ignorance removed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me, there's no answer but a healing factor. Anything else, here in the real world, is sub par in the long term.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boring but prudent. You seem like my kind of person.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NGL though, I would jam knives through my hands and cosplay wolverine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I totally support you on this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The ability to never accidentally say something stupid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Easy, just intentionally say stupid things all the time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's the dream!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ability to reassemble atoms and bonds at will.

I mean I've literally just solved resource scarcity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The ability to manipulate matter at the subatomic level, with explicit accuracy and knowledge.

From there, I'd be able to pretty much solve any problem.

Enemy? Turn them to goo. Or brain hemorrhage. Or invert their genitals. Explosive toenails. Literally shit for brains. Boobs on the head.

Sick? Convert the virus to vitamins or something.

Hungry? Food.

Solve pollution.

Aging? Reverse oxidants etc...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

whatever it is dr manhattan has going on.

solid choice!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Think of all the sleep you'd get

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

No longer needing sleep or a consistent diet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, is omnipotence off the table?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

/thread this is the answer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Probably full on self healing like wolverine or deadpool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

To remain individualistic in a secluded society

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Technomancy: control over machines and electronics

I'd use it for selfish reasons:

Insurance claims getting denied? "Oh! the system says that's an approved procedure"

Low on funds? That ATM over there is vomiting cash

Need to sneak into a place? The cameras are showing a normal empty hallway

Credit card debt? Not when the system shows that you paid it off already