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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I can feel Reddit giving me a warning for upvoting this

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There are lots of good nazis, aka dead nazis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh this would be my first drink then

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ass ships?

You mean like

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

That's why he listens.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

What about it?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Good job Superman.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Superman cares about decency.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
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