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[–] skozzii 112 points 1 week ago

The best part is, it is not like there are any good people caught up in this. Literally everyone who bought a cybertruck sucks. Some hardworking mom working two jobs didn't end up with one of these accidentally , it's literally all the worst most toxic people who were using it for their own grift.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Insurance company vs Tesla... Consider me conflicted

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago

It's fine to hate both sides, you don't have to take a side.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy but i will cheer for them to get the first kill

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
  1. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.

from the maxims of maximally effective mercenaries

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

fuck Tesla but it sickens me how the letter says "we won't cover this because it's in our 'ineligible list'", that's not a reason. I'd hate if they did this to me inexplicably

It's quite explicable for Tesla though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I can root for hope both sides to strike killing blows.

[–] Darkassassin07 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ha! Can't insure it, can't drive it on public roads. That's even better than jacked up rates.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Can't drive it off-road, either LOL

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Can't insure it, can't drive it on public roads.

Haha! Good one

- Nissan drivers

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the insurance companies are gonna be sent to salvadoran prisons!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm calling this right now: Trump and the GOP are going to pass a law guaranteeing the government will underwrite insurance policies for all Teslas, just like they do with national flood insurance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

On the one hand yeah obvious corruption

On the other, though, insurance companies are forced to pay out on these, which lol fuck the companies but they'll use it as an excuse to raise rates.

:(

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The absolute sewage processing plant fire that is this monstrosity set aside, you gotta love the lack of a real reason. “Your car doesn’t qualify for coverage because it’s out list of ineligible vehicles.”

Coulda just up and said, “your ‘vehicle’ is a Nazi-built death trap. We don’t insure those.”

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Coulda just up and said, “your ‘vehicle’ is a Nazi-built death trap. We don’t insure those.”

They definitely don't care about that first reason, and I'm not sure the second is measurably that much worse than other cars.

What they definitely do care about, though, is that it's prone to being vandalized and incredibly expensive to repair.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That and the uncertainty of being able to open the doors when a quick exit is needed, say a fire or something. There's a big difference in price tag in total loss vs. loss of life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A big difference for the occupant, not for the insurance company

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And the panels flying off and hitting someone else

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Nice that they give them a buffer so the battery has a chance to suddenly self ignite.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Burn a Tesla, save America.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why was this typed on a typewriter?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Created in a type-matrix printer. Probably because the insurance company's deal with the post office was closed in the 1980s, and the letter-making equipment is the same since then.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Created in a type-matrix printer.

Not quite the same thing as a dot matrix printer, but thinking about it just made me slightly nostalgic for fanfold paper anyway.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do miss being able to tear off the perforated pin feed holes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I fondly remember ripping off the perforated sides (apparently called tractor feeds).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because apart from banks and governments, insurance companies have the most technical neglect possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

From the outside the US is like a Time Machine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Haha its always about profits. :)

Well, maybe those Teslas can be used to transport eggs or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Anybody got a list of their banned vehicles?