this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 159 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Brutal. I'm using this.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I think this is funny, and pray he gets what he voted for (getting his ass deported).

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's a cuban in the US, his family almost certainly owned slaves and hates the working class for taking their land and 'making' them flee or be judged by their former slaves.

Its unsurprising he's maga, he just didn't realize gusanos aren't white.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Thanks for adding context. That does clarify why he waggled his face at the leopards' mouths.

Also, I believe his partner was drawn into all of this, too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is really only true for Miami Cubans. Tampa Cubans (generally) came much earlier fleeing Bautista, and are MUCH more supportive of socialism than Miami Cubans (who, you're right, came to the US because Castro had the nerve to take their plantations away).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you come to such conclusions?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty much the only ones that 'fled cuba' did so to avoid justice. Their families tend to be far right conservatives, since they were the ones overthrown.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Reinaldo Arenas would have liked to say something here.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I did say pretty much. The repression of lgbt by soviet and non soviet forces, each blaming the other for the cause, was a terrible time in history. However for every person like arenas there's are least a dozen 'we hate castro because he brainwashed the servant family that had been loyal to us for decades'.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's likely still loyal to Trump despite all this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

I can't believe the deep state Democrats usurped Trumps authority by deporting this guy. Have they no honor?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"if only the Führer knew"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Daddy would never hurt me! It must be my fault!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine that the leopard is enjoying the Cuban flavor, after so much white bread

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Le gustan las carrilleras de cerdo cubanas.

[–] hellfire103 20 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Play stupid game win stupid prize.

Also, schadenfreude deluxe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

The stupid is strong in this one!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get acquainted with the underside of the bus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Acquainted? They're about to be common-law married!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two wrongs rarely make a right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"The Right hurt itself in its confusion!"

[–] skozzii 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone needs to chant "let's go Brandon" as he is being deported.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Being that delusional, he might have been chanting it the whole way.