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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Do it. Don't come back.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you imagine being so sensitive and fragile that the thought of visiting CANADA is terrifying to you? Sorry eh.

[–] corsicanguppy 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, we have the geese. Those are scary. And a m∅∅se bit my sister once.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I will take time off work to make this happen, even if it consumes a year's vacation, and you can hold me to that. The conditions include that he not ever return to the US.

Also, I thought his character on the show, NewsRadio, was a hilarious criticism of an archetype. Turns out he just showed up and acted as himself.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear Russia has tremendous grocery stores and even— get this… bread!

He could split a flat in Moscow with Cucker Tarlson!

[–] corsicanguppy 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cucker

Holy shit. I snortled. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

More than welcome 😂🤣

[–] wirebeads 9 points 1 month ago

Oh no, a washed up has been doesn’t want to come to Canada.

Anyways…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Of course he would.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach 6 points 1 month ago

I think Russia would be a great place for Joe. He really should give it a shot.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere 5 points 1 month ago

Good, he’s not welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Jamie, what happened to the Donbas Cowboy? Look that up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

With his weirdly long nipples (look it up), he should avoid any country with a cold climate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Added to the list of things I will NEVER look up. Kids taught me don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You know you want to. It's not normal.

Also I'm editing that, it was supposed to say "cold climate" not"child climate"