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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most READMEs are terrible. The biggest issue many of them make is failing to include one or two simple examples.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Exactly! It's so frustrating. I mainly deal with Eurocode, not computer code but the issue exists there too. It's so vague that there's whole another industry of people trying to decipher and explain what the code means and how it's applied. The lack of examples have really driven people to insanity lol. In structural engineering there's often no easy ways to test if your results are correct or not if you misunderstood the code...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve always been confused by β€œREADME”s. I wish the name was more self-explanatory

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IFYOUARECONFUSEDYOUSHOULDREADTHISDOCUMENTTHENYOUWILLBELESSCONFUSED.md

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

ITSALLINSCREAMINGCASEIMSOCONFUSED.md

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I really preferred SKIDROW.nfo tbh

[–] TemporaryBoyfriend 29 points 1 year ago

As a consultant, my superpower is having read all the READMEs that come out for the software I specialize in, and re-reading them each time a customer calls and complains about a specific bug on an old version of the software.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Listen I only have the attention span for trial and error, not 3 paragraphs of text

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A few hours of trial and error will teach you a dozen things that aren't IN the readme. Like, I get your point, but that time isn't wasted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Exactly, it's basically just the same instinct as dismantling toys, people have an urge to learn

[–] F4rtEmp3r0r 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those files are a trap to root out us illiterates!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me who generally reads readmes , am i doing it wrong 😰

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is repositories that come with demos - I ain't reading shit I'm just gonna copy a demo that's close enough to what I'm trying to do and change a couple things.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of "Weeks of coding can save you from hours of planning."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lets be honest, READMEs and other documentation often contain more glaring, misdirecting errors than the software itself. I prefer video demos prior to use if at all available.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Even those can be hard to follow sometimes, I prefer obscure threads on generic Linux forums from 8 years ago where available.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Dear god no, I can't hit ctrl+f in a video.

[–] NathanielThomas 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All these Linux nerds know sudo rm -rf but do they know:

RTFM

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are just so boring though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i only read them if formatted as a chain of memes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I only read them if they are in the form of vintage, classic memes. β€œO RLY?” owl or better.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Readme's are for amateurs...