this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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[–] jla 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Swap caps lock and control on your keyboard

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Spoken like someone without foot pedals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

M-x Ctrl-? Why?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Re-binding caps lock is such a nice thing. I am a Perl programmer (yes, really), though not in emacs (vim all the way!)

I changed caps locks to $ and @ with shift decades ago. Especially since in my native layout they are awkward to reach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about get a mechanical keyboard with modified switches for your combining keys? I've been wanting to do that for mine for gaming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Svalboard. Not am EMACS user (it's a fine editor/Lisp interpreter) but, even nice mechkb isn't necessarily going to prevent RSI or exacerbation of existing conditions. Best to change to a text-entry device that is designed with humans in mind.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Seems legit .. wonder what the vi developer had to say.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Neovim developer got sidetracked configuring their reply plugin

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

couldn't post as they're still trying to escape their selfmade hell. /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Evil mode, god mode, devil mode, meow mode all exist to fix this problem

[–] corsicanguppy 1 points 1 month ago

I compared the up-down key work with emacs against another popular editor, and the bad news for the other editor is that it costs 10% more up-down keyboard manipulation to do the same open-edit-close file work.

The difference was, where emacs used modifiers around a keystroke, the other editor used a few discrete keystrokes in series to get its work done; which is totally okay. It just used more.

So, this trolling is funny, but it's not the worst offender. Nope, not naming the other one, or the Mafia will what-about me to death.

Ask me about RAM usage next!