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2018 article but feels relevant now

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prove that this is only satire.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

It was a prophecy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Prove this isn't Sartre.

"He was free, free in every way, free to behave like a fool or a machine, free to accept, free to refuse, free to equivocate; to marry, to give up the game, to drag this death weight about with him for years to come. He could do what he liked, no one had the right to advise him, there would be for him no Good or Evil unless he thought them into being."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Where is the fucking satire?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll give it a few weeks before this becomes real.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

It's been real for months.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

did the Onion stop producing fake news? i saw this same headline on cnn i swear.

/s...kindanotrlly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Kinda suprise that he still survives at this point

  1. Without the brain in the head
  2. No one assassinate him to make the world a better place
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would anyone release this evil upon the world

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They misspoke the 3 words before they took the book

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"Uuuh, klaatu barata cough gragagra"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The Onion, speaking the truth yet again.