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Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, look at those stock markets crumble! Asian ones, Australian ones, from East to West and North and South, near, far and wherever you are, a historic $6 trillion stock market crash (SO FAR), and hedge fund managers are talking about “nuclear winter.”

. . . JPMorgan has lifted the odds for a US and global recession to 60 percent, and short sellers and those with strong cash positions are licking their bear-chops. Even crypto is crashing (though by less).

. . . Also panicking the exchanges, the tariffs Trump says are reciprocal are actually not, and not based on foreign countries’ trade barriers at all. His big-brain formula is a percentage of bilateral trade deficits, the percent more we are buying from other countries than they are buying from us, not how much countries are charging purchasers of American goods. And there is nothing wrong with trade deficits, as that is and how trade works. I too have a “trade deficit,” with Costco, of groceries, because they don’t accept Wonkette articles as payment and I can’t grow all my food in my backyard. That is what trade is.

The man and his minions are stupid or lying, and both are bad. (Speaking of his minions, remember that Trump got many of his most genius tariffs ideas from his favorite econ crank Peter Navarro, who got them from “Ron Vara,” an imaginary “expert” he made up that is just an anagram of his last name. Really.)

Wait . . . what??

Jesus Christ I know it's alwayse stupider but I wasn't expecting that

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The absolute craziest shit is the dead cat bounce this morning was because someone on Twitter changed their name and profile pic to resemble some big financial guy who said he just "bought the dip" or some shit...

It caused a huge spike, which did fall almost immediately. But if shit really levels off and we just avoided a worldwide economic crash because some jackass on Twitter wanted to lay a prank it should prove to everyone the current economic system doesn't make any fucking sense.

It most likely happened because it tricked AI brokers as well, meaning it could be this easy for any fucking idiot to manipulate trillions of dollars in market value

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

lol, stock market value is based on speculation, quite often wrong, shit will hit the fan when real economic data comes in the following months, like inflation, GDP, unemployment, etc

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You think our economic system is based on reality and not mob mentality?

Man, I wish you were right...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

stock market mostly mob mentality, inflation, unemployment data, etc, closer to reality, but it can be manipulated in undemocratic settings, so not 100% guaranteed accurate

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

I too have a “trade deficit,” with Costco, of groceries, because they don’t accept Wonkette articles as payment

I have that same deficit with Kroger and computer repairs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If the stock market isn't going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN maybe it should be dismantled and the excess value created by TRUE PATRIOTIC AMERICAN WORKERS returned to them!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What, like some sort of communism? That's crazy talk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN the only -ism that we will need is PATRIOTISM. The State will be SUBSUMED by the MIGHT OF REAL AMERICANS in horizontal structures resembling councils.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

2024: I know you said "patriotism", but we're fresh out. We do have some alternative -isms in the stockroom, though.

77 million voters: thems good racisms, sexisms, and ableisms

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Putting "patriotism" in front of your "socialism" is so hot right now

[–] Kowowow 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hehe obama's line is black

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And the trump 1 line is orange lol