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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Something disastrous happened the other day. We eat a lot of pine nuts so whilst in aldi I thought I'd grab some more. I didn't check. Just through them in like an amateur. Well, when I got home, I realised they were pepita seeds. Some turd put them in the pine nut box! Wtf am I gonna do with pepita seeds? I already have some in the cupboard. Luckily I have cashews to save the day.

My own fault for not checking that one time.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

A tutor said to me after I contributed in class,

"You said as much as you didn't say."

Huh? I'm sorry I have a really foggy brain and no one else wanted to talk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't even know what the phrase means ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I have no idea what was meant but it sounds weirdly fake-deep and neggy. ๐Ÿคจ

They could have just said something nice instead or thanked you for contributing

Edit: Iโ€™m hoping it was intended nicely

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

switched to vodafone. Seems to be working ok so far, but they did screw me on that bonus data. Good thing I took some screen caps of the chat promising that the data would be honored if I activated later.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Blueberry pie with custard please.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Eggs Benedict please chef.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We are very vampire proof today.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Seeing petrol go up around some places in town. ~$2 in Brighton, $1.65 in Springy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I was reminded by my manager today too. I'd better fuel up soon too. Late Easter this year means I think high prices will last a bit longer

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

argh, beautiful day wasted waiting for REA ๐Ÿ˜ 

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Had to log in install an app and allow location (which I will be turning off) just to be able to print a test page and run the head cleaning thingโ€ฆ on a printer.

I swear ten years ago this crap would have seemed like malware. Requiring a full colour cartridge to print b+w is definitely a scam.

No black is printing despite it saying the cartridge has some. Waiting on a second level clean and next Iโ€™m going to try installing new drivers.

Missing my hulking reliable old printer scanner and wishing I didnโ€™t buy a HP.

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