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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Reading this kinda feels like having a stroke...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. I have no idea what it’s supposed to say.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Somebody call a bondulance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Out of the ordinary I mean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Get a better than the rest are in vanilla and if they want a cake was there any way I could get an extra bag for the Turmish government for me and the indigenous people of each island to the North surrounded by dwarves in a long tradition started by a narrow road to a modifier area with the sahuagin of a kraken in a long tradition started to fall in love

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I will spend the rest of my life never knowing what Jim Davis is trying to say here other than he was suffering from an aneurysm while writing this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I wonder if this is actually the original text

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Oodelallic 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

maybe... shove-in > 'ove-in > oven shove-out > 'ove-out > oveut so it should be called an 'oveut.' i will now oveut hot eat the food into the event horizon of the collapsed singularity formerly my grey matter. why do i feel like i've been french kissed by cthulhu?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I am now more confused than Jim Davis left me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

*holds up spork*

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because you of in the food, Jon. You literally just said it. Get it together, man. That lasagna ain't gonna cook itself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's true, but in order to of in the food, he has to have been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I don’t think anyone has even gone that far, tbh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's okay that I can't understand wtf Jon is saying because look at that ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/4dZ87ovYVOY

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago