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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Eh, feels like he's playing up the stereotype of the eternal German.

"...WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY! YOU BUILD HOUSES WITH WOOD? WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY. YOU DON'T SEPARATE GLASS FROM RECYCLING? BUT WE DO ZIS IN GERMANY!!!!

I'm allowed to say that, I'm German myself. We are obnoxious and tone-deaf fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's tone deaf and there's common sense, life saving practices.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This. I absolutely prefer to be a tone-deaf fucker among tone-deaf fuckers if that means my ambulance arrives timely after someone tried car buttsex at 260 kmh. (162 mph)

What, speed limits? Don't you dare touch my freedom.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Could just be they talk so damn loud they can't hear anyone else.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I’m not an American but I’ve lived in Washington for years. Every time an Ambulance is moving with its siren on, people move to the side of the road to let it pass. This guy is just inaccurate.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Manhattan has gridlock that prevents this. There's no space to move into.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

yup, I was on a street so narrow just a couple months ago that I couldn't pull over far enough to let a firetruck go by. I had pulled over as far as I could. The truck got behind me and I couldn't move over. SO I just said "fuck it" - and zoomed into the road as fast as was safe and turned off the road the first place I could find.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He clipped the video as someone was moving out of the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

But surely this one example is enough to judge an entire country by!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hwGd3QWgTLs&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

For contrast: a video of a more congested street in Paris 17 years ago. The situations aren't completely comparable: bigger emergency vehicle, smaller other vehicles, smaller street with less options to get out of the way, ... One other major difference and the reason I'm posting this, is that 30 seconds into the video, you can see that most drivers have moved to the sides of the road AHEAD of the firetruck and that they are holding still while waiting on the firetruck to pass them. The street + path are less than ideal and there isn't really enough room, so the truck is still not going very fast, but it's at least able to keep moving. By moving to the sides, the drivers also blocked in that smaller firetruck that was coming from the side street, so that's going to cause some confusement after the big one has passed.

The reason that that NYC ambulance is completely stuck in traffic, isn't because of space, because there is plenty compared to that Parisian street, but it's the drivers who are not creating a path. It's not an infrastructure problem, it's something that can be taught + encouraged if there is a political will to make a change.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Distracted drivers are a serious problem in more ways than one. A couple weeks ago I was 2nd in line at a red light, only us 2 in that lane and several more in the other. An ambulance drove up behind us flashing and it was immediately clear the shortest path through the intersection was for our 2 cars to clear out. I put on my hazards and starting alternating lights and horn, while the person ahead sat blithely scrolling through their phone while the ambulance and I were both laying on the horn and didn’t move until the light turned green. Even then, didn’t pull aside so the bus had to weave around him. The lack of situational awareness and empathy on the road is sadly lacking.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

There are cities that use medics on motor bikes for this exact reason. They can't evac someone but getting there quickly to use a defibrillator or control bleeding could make a difference.

[–] SirMaple__ 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Where I live in Canada traffic moves for anything EMS related with lights(other than a tow truck unless of course they have an EMS escort). We pull up on to sidewalks, curbs, and anything really to clear a path. Heck I've seen people put their vehicle into a snow bank or a ditch to get out of the way. I guess we're of the mindset that others will do the same for us should we be the ones awaiting EMS to arrive or deliver us to an ER.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Absolutely every second for an ambulance matters. Every. Second.

People blocking an ambulance should be punished and made examples of.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Feeling confused. Why can't the ambulance go through the small gaps between sidewalk. In my country ambulance drivers drive like its GTA.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

theres people on it? Like regularly?

Also i doubt an ambulance would even fit in most places, chances are it's going to get stuck, immediately.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

https://v.redd.it/1u707p7uieve1/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback

For perspective this is how ambulance zooms past traffic here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

To be fair, with the congestion that severe, the ambulance should use helicopters. Like they do here in London.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Good luck finding a spot to land somewhere close within Manhattan. Unless you happen to have the heart attack next to a car park (or the central park) that also happens to not be heavily used right now there's hardly any spot to safely land.

in London and other cities it's less of a problem given we don't build that many high rise buildings and got more big old market places and small parks.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not sure you want that with no faa

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I'm sure you DON'T want that with no FAA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw this exact same thing yesterday in Cologne Germany but not with one, but two ambulances.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (12 children)

As a city dweller I never seen this happen in Germany ever in my life. So not too common at least.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

You should see major cities in latin america if you think that's bad. In many countries it's like they don't even care.

The US has no excuse though, we should be way, way better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m from Chile and whenever you’re in a jam and an ambulance needs to get through, cars move out of their way to let it through. In Santiago, at least. We also stop at zebra crossings to let pedestrians cross.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I've seen roads so congested in NYC that they literally cannot get through. Saw a firetruck honk for a solid 5 minutes before getting to move anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Seen this happen in European countries too, eventhough I despise american fascist pigs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anyone got a mirror? It would be nice if catbox didn't block vpn traffic, I'm not disabling my vpn for a meme

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