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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Continue sucking dick in the airport bathroom stalls, but now he can sleep with a clear conscience because it's the scanners fault.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They do? Great! Let's get rid of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.

And that’s saying something.

There are some really silly ones

Yet Christianity is the silliest.

Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.

Worshiping this sexy man.

And then being like “gay is bad mkay”

Silly.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well, looks like I better book a flight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

this explains a lot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It is never something that even has the possibility to course personality changes. It's always something weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm down with getting rid of the jobs program that is the TSA and getting all those people on a UBI

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn't a problem for me.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Mrs. Simpson made me gay

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