this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As the bullets whizzed past my head I ran at the enemy fucking and weaving the hail of fire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

As well you should. Duck 'em up!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Mommy fuck and her fucklings go fucking around

[–] Stalinwolf 8 points 3 days ago

Russian porn sites be like..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That's duckling, not ducking...

[–] Lemmyoutofhere 24 points 3 days ago

I’m fucking the comment section on this one.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Audio fucking is an important feature to smoothly integrate notifications alongside media without pausing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Android user here. It finally happened a couple of months back. I wrote "duck", autocorrect changed it to "fuck".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Gorram right!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I actually do because we tried to swear less when we had a baby

Now it's hard to stop even if I am not around my baby or swear word hating spouse

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ducking autocorrupt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ah duck this, I'm fucking out of this one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Fodge, Fuck, Fip, Five, & Fodge

(Coincidentally my favorite law firm)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

What if you're in one of those bouncy castle things with the big wheel that turns around and you have to duck to avoid it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I sometimes go ducking on the internet to figure out what audio ducking means, because I hate google

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Interestingly my iPhone will autocorrect ducking to fucking for me. Guess I use it enough?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren't always accurate... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Fucking right that’s why you train that bitch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago