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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Well he won't have to look after her pet ever again

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I completely misinterpreted this headline on my first read. I thought it was about a man who was afraid to inspect a bomb threat that was issued by an animal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If my dog started talking and told me he planted a bomb somewhere, I'd be too surprised by the fact my dog can talk to do anything about the bomb.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

What’s that, Lassie? Timmy’s got a bomb strapped to his chest?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Fool proof, big brain plan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What are the odds that he lives in her house, maybe unemployed?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Even better. He lived (lives in prison now) in her parents' house, according to the article.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Why do you think she was on a cruise ship without him?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Sounds like a lovely person I can't understand why they left him behind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Somebody set up us the bomb.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Understandable.