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[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's actually Jaws' Monster.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

But wasn't Jaws the real monster? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fish are friends, not food.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"I'm having fish tonight!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

And I'm a bit of a diva. :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I asked ai what the sharks name is and this is what it replied:

The shark in Jaws was never officially named in the movie, but behind the scenes, it was affectionately called Bruce. Steven Spielberg named the mechanical shark after his lawyer, Bruce Ramer. The name stuck, and Jaws fans still refer to the great white terror as Bruce today.

Did you know that Pixar paid homage to this by naming the friendly-but-menacing shark in Finding Nemo "Bruce" as well?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's also the name of the shark in the survival crafting game Raft.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aw someone beat me to it

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://annenberg.usc.edu/about/board-of-councilors/bruce-ramer

The Original Bruce

(With sharks like this on their bench, USC should take the Harvard approach to the Trump DEI doctrine. But maybe their endowment has been depleted by admissions cheating and racist doctor lawsuits.)

Edit a day later: RAPIST doctor, my apologies for not catching the autoincorrect!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

-Thanks for saving us, Mr. Zelda.

-My name is Link.

-Then who's this Zelda?

-You won't see her until the end of the game.

-She's a "her"?

-Yes, she's the princess of... uh... Never mind. Let me show you this cool bomb I picked up in the last room.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What actually is the legend of Zelda? Is it a legend about Link as prophesied by her, or is it literally a legend about her ruling Hyrule?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

The plight of hootie of hootie & the blowfish fame

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"So... what is your name?"

"Sigh. Richard. Richard Kiel."

"Isn't that the name of the actor..."

"Yes. Yes it is. My parents were hilarious."

"..."

"..."

"Wait. Were hilarious?"

"I ate them."

"Ah."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't get it