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Summary

Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old DOGE goon, allegedly screamed at Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) employees during a 36-hour shift to expedite layoffs of 90% of staff.

A court paused the firings, citing violations of an earlier order requiring individual assessments before terminations. Kliger told staffers to ignore the court-ordered individual-by-individual assessment requirement.

Kliger is a 25-year-old “internet edgelord” who claims to have ditched seven figures in Silicon Valley to work at DOGE. He is a 2020 Berkeley graduate and “has boosted white supremacists and misogynists online,” Reuters reported.

Kliger has already overseen 1,500–1,700 layoffs. Only three senior staff remain, raising concerns about CFPB's ability to fulfill legal duties.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

A 25- year old nothing has no idea what a livelihood is. He's never had to do the shit a real man or woman has to do to provide.

Daddy's boy needs to learn his place. Stay in your lane rich boy and shut up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Dude isn't an edgelord because edgelords play around on the line. This kid is a fascist

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Wait… Reuters called this dude an “edgelord”?

I never thought I could like them more, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Another fucking neo-Nazi loser. Firing people and boosting white supremacists, fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Naah im good on fucking him. Aint my type

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He should go back to his 7 figure job and marry his Canadian girlfriend.

Problem is not this idiot, the problem is who enabled him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Porque no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

the word goon has been ruined, my mind conflated 'goon' with 'gooner' and I can't salvage it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

First time I heard that word. I looked it up on urban dictionary, but I'm still not sure:

  1. One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

or

2: a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You are making it worse, you know

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am gooooning

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Wait, he did WHAT at work?! That's really inappropriate!

[–] [email protected] 157 points 2 days ago (10 children)

If I'm being forced to layoff 90% of my department, and this goon starts screaming after 36 straight hours, and a court order to cease, I'm going to punch him in the face, mid-scream, as hard as I can, probably multiple times. And I'll bet he couldn't find a single witness.

"He fell down." -Everyone else present

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"And dismembered himself"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

A good throat punch or 10 would be much better

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m going to punch him in the face, mid-scream, as hard as I can, probably multiple times.

I mean, I certainly get the sentiment. But these are the same people with a gestapo that's dragging people off by their hair, throwing them into cargo planes, and shoveling them into an El Salvadorian concentration camp.

What's frustrating is to see the last 10% not following the first 90% off the job in solidarity. Americans who are willing to work 36 hour shifts aren't doing their peers or their countrymen any favors, even if they do work for the CFPB. That department cannot fulfill its purpose under the current management and you're foolish if you continue to perpetuate the hoax that it is functional.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Must have been screaming too hard and got dizzy...

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[–] [email protected] 219 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

36-hour shift

Our government is being dismantled by children on fucking amphetamines.

I'm usually against it for office jobs, but let's drug test these idiots.

What am I saying, if they don't already have an rx, I'm sure Elon could easily facilitate it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

The og Nazis were also big fans of amphetamines actually

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I'm 100% for anyone working for or appointed by the government being routinely drug tested.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah. No sane adult wants to work 36-hours. This is just pure insanity. I wouldn’t ever work a shift like that. Basically only if the world was literally ending—we are literally being invaded right now. Otherwise, we can handle it on Monday.

The Trump White House was a pill factory last time (there’s public records). So, it’s probably even more ramped up now.

Don’t you love that they are trying to keep highly qualified disabled ADHD people like me out of the work force but at the same time abuse the medicine we need? Fucking pricks.

I wouldn’t be shocked if it was just straight cocaine. 36-hours is beyond. Feels way more cocaine driven— especially the anger/irritability.

He speaks like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth. That’s ok we have the remedy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Basically only if the world was literally ending—we are literally being invaded right now.

Don't keep working if this happens, go the fuck home right away. If the world is ending your job doesn't matter anymore, your safety is more important. This system doesn't give a single fuck about you, and never has, you don't owe it your undying loyalty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I love you. You know what. You are totally right

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I can really only do several hours of real actual cognitive work a day.

After 6 hours the likelihood that i'll make a mistake or waste hours of time increases dramatically.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's only a matter of time before someone gets sick of this shit, beats the crap out of him, and throws him in a dumpster.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kent_eh 6 points 1 day ago

I doubt there would be any witnesses, even if it happened in a roomful of people.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm honestly shocked no one has Rochambeaued this narcissistic jackass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rochambeaued

Hah exactly!
*wikipedia's that term, finds some French general, nothing significant about his death*
Yeah, good reference!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SouthPark reference for those out of the loop, not the poster above though, he knows what's up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ah cheers, found it - game where people kick each other in the groin

[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I would have beaten him with a fucking keyboard.

You're getting fired anyway, might as well reenact this scene with enthusiasm.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago (5 children)

So he gave up 7 figures to work 36 hour shifts as a government employee? Dude is definitely not fucking smart

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He was offered a role where he could openly express his hatred and narcissism in the form of unlimited cruelty to other humans. I suspect he would have done it for free.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plus, he’s young enough that if nobody kills him, he’ll definitely have to answer for his actions at the American version of the Nuremberg Trials.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

No - he's forcing others to work 36 hour shifts then yelling at them for not being fast enough.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd love to read a feel-good article about this man's suicide.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If I were a career federal employee with decades on the job, and some snot nosed discount Nazi baby comes into my workplace and does this shit, I don't care what happens, I'm beating the little shit to within an inch of his miserable life.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Put that kid in time out

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

Doge just keeps lining up more and more future lawsuit payouts that the government will have to pay when the next president takes office. Every penny saved will cost thousands in lawyers fees and payouts. If not tens or hundreds of thousands.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh no wonder these brats are acting like this... you give a 25-year-old seven figures and.. there you go. It's like giving a five-year-old fucking sugar. Smack the goddamn out of him and send to his room with no supper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He never got seven figures. He claimed he would have made that in silicon valley had he not joined doge. Based on his behavior I doubt that

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I suspect the goal is to ensure all these services and institutions fail so that tRump can assign his buddies to privatize them for profit and skimming. If you thought health and home owner insurance companies were corrupt, wait until you apply for social security or medicare and have it declined by a baby tRump or MAGAt Republican.

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