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[–] [email protected] 206 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

One correction for Sorbo: People weren't boycotting Chik-fil-a for "being christian". There are tens of thousands of businesses that are "christian". It was Chik-fil-a's large donations to homophobic groups and the president of the company at the time Dan Cathy (and current Chairman of the Board) making public homophobic statements.

Be whatever religion you want, but when you use your money and power to repress other people, that's where you earn a boycott.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

To morons like Sorbo homophobia=Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d argue chic-fil-a is especially NOT Christian for refusing to love their neighbor as themselves.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd suggest you take a look at the last millennium and a half of Christian history.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I will similarly argue there was a WHOLE lot of bad done by folks labeling themselves as Christians during that time period.

I’m not a Christian, but I was raised as one and I know what I was taught goes in the face of most of all of the things they do.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's because Christianity basically just exists to justify hating others.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The rules are all made up and the points don't matter. They're just a Christian as any other Christian I've ever met.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Bingo. Exactly why I won't eat there.

[–] softcat 83 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I don't think that man can go a month without self owning on social media

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, this is a really old tweet. He's tweeted a lot of stupid shit, because he's a moron, but who knows if he's still tweeting self-owns? How would one even find out?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

I presume the same way we found out about this one - finding a screenshot randomly reposted on social media.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Still posting a lot of stupid shit. Didn't scroll far enough to get to any self-owns.

https://nitter.net/ksorbs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus that guy is a bigger piece of shit than I thought.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

MRW I hear Kevin Sorbo speak or write anything since 1999 when Hercules wrapped.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

He's a gold mine for God Awful Movies. As is Kirk Cameron and David A. R. White.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think Satan ever donated to organizations that support anti-lgbt groups.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Satan's too busy running United Health.

Well, except for that one time he got sent home.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn this guy is so stupid I had to look up "Satan Shoes" because I was sure he meant Satin Shoes...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i thought he was talking about prada

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

WTF makes shoes out of satin?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Well if you don't like them, don't buy them

[–] CulturedLout 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shoes for bridesmaids are often satin because they're easy to dye

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Steve Hofstetter is a great comedian and has the best comebacks. He is wasted on this "explaining words to Kevin Sorbo"-series, there's no character growth, no shred of understanding, no positive character arc, Kevin just keeps mouth-shitting bullpucky every week and Steve or Lucy Lawless or a five year old have to explain to him that he's saying dumb shit.

[–] corsicanguppy 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Steve Hofstetter is a national treasure.

But Lucy Lawless teasing Kevin? That I have to see.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's a whole thing she's been shooting down his shit-takes for years now.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The Systems Commonwealth truly has fallen.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

No wonder Sorbo posts so much, it's the only place he has an audience.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

(Context: Kratos is beating Hercules' face in and he was voice by Sorbo)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is partially my fault. When people started to boycott chick fillet I misheard their call to action and enacted a blockade upon their establishments. He must have seen one of the frigates I had patrolling in the parking lot and mistaken boycott for blockade.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Kevin Sorbo was never intelligent to begin with

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it true his surname is really Sorbeaux but he kept misspelling it?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's not actually that simple.

The difference between boycotting vs "just not eating there" is that the former is a loud movement, instead of a simple quiet preference that the free market will take care of itself.

Kevin is implying that people who don't band together to actively fight wrongdoing are somehow superior. However what he's really advocating for is divide and conquer in order to maintain the status quo.

Steve is usually funny and correct, but this time in doing so has missed a greater, more important, point.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kevin isn't capable of complex thoughts on that level.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Analyzing it is complex, but the behavior itself is more instinctual. I think Kevin feels the difference, but doesn't think about it rationally.

I do think categorizing Steve's comments as "wrong" vastly oversimplified the exchange, though. He's pulling the emotional argument Kevin is making into a rational one, which is the point of the exchange.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd like to say I boycott chick-fil-A because of the anti gay thing but its because I actually tried it awhile back and was like meh. Certainly not worth the price and that was way before the recent inflation times. Its the same with walmart. Wish it was prinicple but man even the parking lot triggers me. Actually being in the store is just hell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I never got the whole Chick-fil-A thing. It's just a fast food chicken sandwich. It's good, as far as fast food chicken sandwiches go, but that's it. It's definitely not the orgasmically awesome food experience some people make it out to be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I mean I have popeyes around here and no chain holds a candle to their offerings.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's consistently good, and the service is second to none. Every other fast food place has some bad locations, or you show up at the wrong time and it's not fresh, the service is terrible, or the people working there are clearly just not trying.

Chick-Fil-A maintains consistency by limiting their hours and treating their employees better. Their ingredients are also top notch for fast food. Good salads.

And good soda fountains. Chick-Fil-A and Whataburger are the only two places left with good fountain Coke.

I still hate their politics, but there's a reason they've always got a line around the block at lunchtime, and it's not because the service is slow (because it isn't).

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, peanut.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Because of him I can't get into watching Andromeda. Is it even a good show?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The first couple seasons were OK. You're not really missing anything.

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