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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I don't care what it comes out of as long as the machine is properly and regularly cleaned.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am afraid your out of luck either way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I have been straight up poisoned several times by improperly maintained soda fountains. I avoid them now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

🙂‍↔️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I have one of those Coke machines on top in my man cave. The root beer stains like crazy. If you run coke through the root beer spout, it will taste like coke with root beer flavor regardless how much you clean or purge the system.

[–] Adderbox76 4 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

These things are not new...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'll never see my lizards the same again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Well, I don't drink that bullshit so I couldn't care less.

[–] [email protected] 189 points 1 week ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago (38 children)

It's also annoying to use, slower and can't serve multiple people at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Unlike my ex wife

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

No shit they don't want 5 people slamming out drinks at once. If even if one person says fuck the line and doesn't get a free refill they won.

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