this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Is this dumbass trying to load a jetski in the waves or something?

I have operated heavy equipment, mostly front end loaders. Beach sand below the water line is scary as fuck to me. Like no one needs to tell me that one, not even a little bit. That shit is instinctive. I'd get a little closer with an excavator if I had a few points of hard rock to push and pull with the bucket. A wheeled vehicle that creates vibrations of any kind... that is insane. Not to mention the effects of seawater and electrolysis will wreck that thing. These vehicles really do seem to attract some of the dumbest people in addition to the terrible ethics and politics of a Tesla. Like if Elon was on the moral high ground Left, cyberfruck would still be an idiot's billboard of a wheeled boat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The unveiling of the cybertruck, and determination to build it, solidified my opinion of just how dumb Musk is. Somehow he’s proven it in ways I couldn’t have imagined back then.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Woah woah woah woah woah! I would NEVER own a Tesla!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

I assumed they tried beach driving without basic recovery gear, got stuck, and now we're seeing the tide come in.

It's something regular cars can do on simple beaches, but without knowing the basics, this can happen easily.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I remember seeing a guy get his truck stuck in the sand as the tide came in and watching it sink like feet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have zero time for Tesla schadenfreude, but that movie quote is backwards and it annoyed me enough to click through to mention it.

Good clickbait, would click again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We don't need going where we're roading. Roads?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Going we're where road, need don't. We roads.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is steork how get pregagnarant for babbie?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nu, fur dat u pud hoddog in tahko.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did this idiot believe Elon's remark that it can function as a boat for short periods?

[–] Darkassassin07 1 points 2 days ago

He never defined how short 'short' is. He also never said you'd be able to use it for anything else after, lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Beautiful scene of a flounder returning to its native habitat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Oopsing for insurance?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The sea is too choppy