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[–] [email protected] 4 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

One minute is acceptable too.

As are solo flights.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 hours ago

Poor Katy. The roasting is endless even though it's the piece of shit Bezos who actually deserves it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, she never claimed to be an astronaut.

Also, the Jeff-Dildo isn't capable of reaching the karman line, so she wasn't in space either.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What makes you say that?

I'm in no way here to defend blue orgin, but the capsule does apogee "just above 100km". It's pretty clear getting above the karman line was their main goal.

If we're gonna throw shade we gotta be accurate. Lets make fun of them for being suborbital and for making the most phallic launch vehicle ever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

In that case they seem to have actually upped their game because for a pretty long time they weren't able to.

But yes, I'm all in favor of throwing shade, so we can if course make fun of the phallic shape. And in my book, astronauts have been in orbit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

did she call herself an astronaut or something?

edit: apparently not, people don't like Katy Perry/women and are making things up to get angry about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Maybe it's that. But I say fuck all space tourists because of the environmental impact and the zero gain for humanity. It's up there with owning a million yachts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Gail King did

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

She acted how a crash test dummy would if there were no crash.

Edit "like" to "how".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

wow, the rare double-cringe!

it wasn't bad enough that she went to "space" - we also get to see edgy tate memes, too!

viva 2025!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Isn't that rather self deprecating humor than misogynistic? The joke is essentially "if going to space for three minutes makes you an astronaut then getting it on with a woman for a solid three minutes makes me an expert on their anatomy".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Then I'm a townist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I still need a couple minutes to be gynecologist then...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

So how much pussy eating does a real gynecologist have to do?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 hours ago

Gimme that asstronaut