Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"

For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:

Type: Prey
Class: Mammalia (mammal)
Habitat: Barren rocky landscape
Appearance: Similar to a tan egg

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Legs Egg (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/taneggs

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hover cat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Skate eggs

[–] jerkface 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

L'eggs Egg:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this product?

[–] jerkface 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nylon pantyhose. Kind of a niche product now I guess but every mainstream North American woman had a bunch of pairs of pantyhose 40 years ago.