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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

[–] Killer57 4 points 2 days ago

*FUCK ME, I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

"What if Left, but worse and racist?"

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

(and now i'm under control)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

To them "the machine" is the liberal shadow state, wokeness etc. which they think controls the world.

[–] [email protected] 179 points 3 days ago (2 children)

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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[–] [email protected] 200 points 3 days ago (1 children)

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fuck me, better do what they tell me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

FUCK ME I’LL JUST DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (36 children)

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Glaze the machine.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 days ago

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 days ago

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 days ago

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Globalist" is a racist dog whistle for Jews.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (4 children)

By this point, I suspect a lot of people who use the term don't actually know anymore. To them it just means "the shadowy bad guys who want to ruin my life specifically".

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I love their new hit: "Your Body, MY Choice" that one goes hard. Their older hit "ICE, ICE, Deport The Babies" didn't quite catch me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They are so bad at what they do. lol

Derp derp 'I'll just copy this band for MY side' derp derp..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I know someone who always has to say More like rage FOR the machine amiright? They went WOKE!! I just facepalm hard.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 days ago

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

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