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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I like that the archive link ends in PorK6

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is my life with ADHD, only it's my wallet or something I'm looking for.

[–] Sturgist 6 points 1 day ago

When I was in high school I once lost my house key for 6 months. When I "found" them, I realised I had spent 6 months pulling the keys out of the pocket of my bag that they were in, looked through the pocket, put the keys back and went "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Has your wallet murdered anyone? Asking just in case.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Not in a literal sense at least...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

One job man, one job