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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
Dementia Donnie should not be running this country.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭
Wasn't that place at least as famous for successful escapes as it was for being a tough and scary place of punishment? If you're whole bag is turning back the clock to a time you thought was tougher, more punitive and therefore somehow more effective at deterrence and your decisions are more cultural than rational; shouldn't you pick somewhere not famous specifically for failing at it's entire purpose of existence?
thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.
Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
He doesn't want it rebuilt or modernized in any way. The more medieval the better. A spot to dump undesirables and forget them.
For some reason I read that as auschwitz.
Not that different for the purposes he wants.
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Unrelated but his stupid ass grin pmo so fucking much. Like Nigel Farage's but worse.
He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.
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Trump announces a new King's decree that toilets shall now be 75% larger after trying to fit his fat fucking ass on a regular toilet.
Sundowning…