OhStopYellingAtMe

You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

That how I test for gas leaks.

I use discarded cat food tins. Pour the grease into the tin, wait for it to solidify, toss in trash.

“it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!

…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.

In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.

But then how will they get into otter space?

I think the onus ultimately falls upon the head of the DOJ at the time (Barr, if I recall correctly), who was appointed by trump, and at the time loyal to him.

They seem to have erected some crude red force fields around their belongings.

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I’m with you. I live in a red state in the north, in a small island of blue, but if I drive for a few minutes in any direction it’s trump signs & bigotry.

I feel like I’m surrounded by idiots. They’re bringing my state down with them. It’s horrifying.

Republicans will read this headline and use this stat to justify their racism - calling it a flaw in black men, instead of what it really is, a flaw in police institutions.

What bothers me are the people who do go when the light turns green, but take their damn sweet time to do it...

Eeeease oofffff the braaaake…. Mooove fooot toooo gaaaaassssss… Creeeeep into intersection at 0.05mph….

…just as long as they get through before the light turns red again, fuck everyone behind them, I guess.

Fuck those people.