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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
That man has dementia.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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We all know that he doesn't watch PBS. Too educational.
Not to mention he just cut funding for it
I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.
The story is far too complex for him in that one
OK, now that's pretty funny.
thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule
In the first admin it was clear he was watching Fox by reading his tweets and comparing.
For some reason I read that as auschwitz.
Not that different for the purposes he wants.
I mean...
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.
Sounds like he belongs in retirement home.
Sounds like he wants to renovate his retirement home.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How is this stupid moron leader of the US.
Because a huge chunk of Americans are dumber than him.
I genuinely want somebody who thinks this is a good idea to explain to me why this is better than building a new maximum security prison on the mainland.