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Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

The Onion has given up, they are now just reporting factual news.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's funny because everyone still knows that priests rape children at a much higher rate than the general population, using their position as a religious leader to prey upon innocent children.