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Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

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Lol beat me to it

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Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.

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Can of beer and a bowling ball

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Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

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Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

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I legit want to use that for home defense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

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It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off

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Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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A camera and a car keys

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Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

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Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

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Dual-weilding plushies

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Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

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A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

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Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

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Tears and toilet paper.

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Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

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Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

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Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

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A cat and a cup of tea

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A knife. And another knife.

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Guilt and regret

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Action keyboard and action mouse.

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A laptop and an anal plug.

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Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

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A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

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A joint and a laptop

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A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

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Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

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A cat and a bike

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Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

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A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

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A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

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Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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