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ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)
Fantastic sub format for anime.
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Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.
Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.
Because ASS.
Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.
Because it's funny.
When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though
Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.
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Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock...
I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”
HEY EVERYONE IT'S THE ASS GUY
I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as "Full ASS".
For some reason, ASS files cause stuttering on my Jellyfin Server living on a NAS
Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing
Same.
The default libass shaping engine,
ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.
Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.
It's even worse than tar.
GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.
It's also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?
A more complex but more commonly used program is rsync
rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive is treated differently than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive/ which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive/
It's a great tool for making copies onto drives, even servers. But man you have to double check how each folder path is laid out, otherwise it'll write the files of one folder to the main drive, unorganized.
If they know Regex, assume you are in Sarumans tower and held captive until a hawk comes in.
Writing regex is easy.
Reading it again after a couple of weeks...
It's a write only language
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Force Feminisation male pregnancy
Im listening
I was hoping for this gif:
lol that's a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.
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Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?
This guy doesn't get the joke, everyone point and laugh!
Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?
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Pages are fractional now?
Man, I really gotta get with the times...
"Section". They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯
The bible is an old western book that orders itself so
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Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?
Please refer to section 8008S.
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