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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This post brought to you by Bread Box Inc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.

There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm lawful neutral until I lose the bread clip and go chaotic neutral. Sometimes I'm lawful good the whole time, but I've been chaotic at the start and that's fun!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Throw in the fridge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.

Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Twist and tuck has never let me down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.

Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?

Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as "good."

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[–] YummyEntropy 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven't eaten bread in ages anyhow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Twist, tuck, freeze

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Freezer that ish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

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