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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is always Javascript

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

JavaScript itself is fine. The problem is developers who import a library to add two numbers.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Excuse me, but it’s industry practice to always use PlusJs.

Its just annoying that it has its own dependency on MinusJs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And MinusJs depends on AngularJs and VueJs for some reason, but that's just the cost of doing business!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe we wouldn't need external libraries to do basic things if JavaScript had a standard library

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

What is this crazy talk??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The thing you want from jQuery was added to all browsers in 2018.

[–] vithigar 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm currently on a crusade against lodash where I work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lodash provides modular methods for working with arrays, objects, strings, and more.

I dunno. If it makes everything Array-like act like a goddamn Array, I'm tempted to start using it.

'What do you mean you can't .map a Set? It's iterable! Figure it out!'

[–] vithigar 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can though? mySet.values().map(mappingFunc) will create a new iterator transformed by the mapping function.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't know about "fine". It has a lot of weird stuff baked in. Hoisting. Unexpected type coercion. Too many ways to loop over something and I always forget which one is which. "There's more than one way to do it" is kind of a recurring problem, come to think of it. Several function declaration syntaxes. Dot notation AND bracket notation for objects.

Also it will forever bother me that object keys aren't quoted.

const foo = "hello"; const bar = { foo: "world" }

That should be, in my mind, { "hello": "world" } . It's not. It's { "foo": "world" }

But if you want to do that, you need to do const bar = { [foo]: world }. Which looks like your key is an array with one entry, a string with a value of "foo"

You also end up learning a whole framework, with its syntax and idioms, every couple years. Angular. React. Redux. Whatever.

There's also a lot of people who have never used anything else, and want to use javascript for everything.

Javascript is basically D&D. Wildly popular. Full of legacy jank. People try to use it for anything even though there are better or more specialized tools.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This lightning talk is great for the oddness of JavaScript. He starts with Ruby but pretty quickly spends the rest of the time on JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

After reading the JS Bible and listening to a lot of Kyle Simpson, I don't find any of those unusual or unexpected, but rather neat in the context of the language. And with enough practice, even the implicit return of an arrow functions jumps out at you.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No need to convince me it's shit. Also how do you end up only knowing Javascript? Who the hell starts out using Javascript of all the languages?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anyone entering through web development. If you're self taught or did a "coding boot camp", it might be the only language you've used. A lot of places use it for backend stuff now, too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I write back end JS, when I’m not writing back end C#.

It’s totally fine. In fact, Node makes it a great back end language. I find that the infamous quirks of JS fall into two categories - “common enough that you internalize the rules for them” and “edge cases that almost never come up in practice.”

And when you write back ends in JS… you aren’t on the endless new framework treadmill!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Use the modulo operator? Nah. Need to import the isEven library and a ton of other unnecessary sub-50 LOC libraries "maintained" by a single dev to make their CV look more impressive. /s

[–] phoenixz 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh Hells no.

JavaScript is NOT fine, it's .... I'm really trying to think of a word that will convey the shit that it is without triggering half the people on Lemmy into an aneurysm, but I can't find it.

JavaScript is by far the worst. I've been working with JavaScript for the past 6 days and I want to hang myself, it'd be a better fate than continuing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

6 Whole Days!

Try 25 years. And it still surprises me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I had some webpages archived and tried to use javascript to clean them up, but I ended up parsing it as xml through Powershell instead. I've done something with Python and BeautifulSoup too, a long time ago. Both much easier than JS, but somehow JS is designed to work with web pages? Make it make sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

JavaScript is by far the worst.

PHP

[–] phoenixz 2 points 1 week ago

PHP was shit 25 years ago (like everything else back then) and I never bothered to look at it ever again but to this day I keep shitting on it because reasons

You

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or ship a browser to run a script.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s false. Different memory addresses, etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Like I didn't know 😂

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[–] bjorney 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

> want to compile 50kb C++ console app on windows

> 6 GB MSVC installation

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"It's so easy to compile C/C++ apps on Linux"

"Just run make install"

"If it doesn't work, fuck you, it worked on my machine"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hm. I've always found it harder to compile stuff on Windows.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh, my comment was more that compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit. Windows may be the worst to compile on, but Linux is only marginally better.

Rust is amazing though.

Anti Commercial-AI license

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit

I'm starting to think the platforms aren't the problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Okay that's fair. I fricked around with some C++ numerics BLAS header library (I think it was Eigen) on Linux before that was complicated and annoying too. The ARM Fast Models simulator was also a pain. Maybe I just don't like C++ development now that I think about it.

C mostly worked okay for me though. And I agree Rust tooling is nice, but admittedly I have not really worked on a big project in it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I keep seeing complaints from non JavaScript developers about their IDE not handling millions of files in a folder properly

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depending on the design of its memory, a device with a full drive will literally weigh slightly more or slightly less than one with an empty drive. Charging the battery in all cases causes it to weigh more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

How did you get permission from the elders to take a picture of it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is it even plugged in? I don't see a wire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then marketing comes around, asks to add google tag manager, and proceeds to make the client download 10TB of tracking librairies.

At least node_modules don't directly impact the browser.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The tag manager ones always have console errors too lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Even if you rawdog the internet with no ad blocker. Actually, especially if you do that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

lol at 3/4 of a megabyte of Vue components being ok and thinking node_modules is the issue at hand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A package manager that does hard-linking helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like every time I've suggested pnpm I got eyerolls :(

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