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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And after all that cooking turns out you have leftovers for like 1 extra meal at best

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My kids are getting older and we're getting to the point where we need to cook bigger. Even takeout has gotten to the point where we need more. Its unsustainable, they will have to fight each other.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

There can only be one

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

sounds like the problem here is how your count your time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

So true! I am trying to cook one pot or bake recipes, dump it all and forget about it. It is the only way not to go insane with 1000 pots and dishes to clean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

it's a skill. learning to live single after growing up in a family is a big change. i still remember paying a co-worker fifty bucks once to wash my dishes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And that's why my "necessary life skill" cooking lifehack is to just know that if you cook something big enough, it'll last you enough portions for two or three days without that much extra cooking work. And you'll only have to clean the cooking pot half (or one third) of the time.

[–] Kurtagag 1 points 5 days ago

Thats why Im having waffles tonight

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Idc just give me big enough sink and Space to unload dishes on and im all good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Imagine if you had to hunt for it.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A dishwasher not my hands? What is this wild technology you speak of?

Edit, I was attempting humor.. gosh, not everyone has a fuckin dishwashing machine..

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