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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not Florida but close, South Carolina

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Doin' the Lord's work, son. 🤌🏼

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How can the owner say that he's providing a safe and enriching environment for animals when he regularly allowed his brother to beat and antagonize a kangaroo for fun? I'm glad that kangaroo put an end to his bully.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

What's more enriching for a kangaroo than regular sparring matches?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I once fought a kangaroo, it was in 1973. we had both been drinking quite a bit of Irish whiskey and the punk started to come at me. We took a few swings before a copper found us, and if one of them dames at the bar hadn't been egging us on I would have finished it. but you try to tell stories like this to kids today, they just don't believe you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

He ordered up some violent quiche, and the Killeroo dished it out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

its like I always say, go to the zoo and pick a fight with a 'roo, brother that's on you.