this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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This guy's self-driving Cybertruck keeps trying to run over pedestrians, and he just keeps using it.

This technology is definitely ready for rollout for unsupervised Full Self-Driving in 2 weeks. No doubt...!

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So if I destroy a cybertruck is that self defense?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just keep a saltshaker handy in case one attacks you.

[–] LostWon 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Bottle of salt water it is.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow... It tells you how shitty Tesla's FSD is when other road users have to worry more about the car's driving rather than the driving of the inbreds this kind of vehicle traditionally attracts.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And this guy is an idiot for posting this online. If he hits a pedestrian now, they'll find these posts. Otherwise he could've claimed this never happened before and it's really Tesla's fault.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Not posting it online is ofc what musk would love. I appreciate this guy posting it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still love the ~~truck~~ pedestrian targeting full self driving!

[–] LostWon 6 points 1 week ago

Given how invested they are in apologia, owners hearing that are liable to somehow take it to mean the thing's better at avoiding pedestrians because of said "targeting." I might start referring to it as "pedestrian execution mode" to drive the point home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

We're all cyberfrucked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"I bought this cleaver box of a car and it yearns for cleaving... Better continue driving it!"