I've been diving away from swans before, those bastards are pure rage.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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Just grab its neck? They weight like 10 kgs, no?
You've definitely never been ambushed and attacked by a swan, those fuckers are crazy, I got in a few fights with the local swans when I was younger, you'd be surprised at how tough those little fuckers are. They're like upmarket geese.
I've heard their wings can break your arm, so it might not be just as simple as that. Still probably a good first step. But if this happened when he's out swimming where he can't stand, that would be an advantage for the swan.
I have been put KO by a chicken when I tried to catch it and it hits me with one of its wing. So I can totally seen a swan fucks you up with his wings.
I think that is a myth. Birds have hollow bones me thinks.
I would like my chances.. grab it by the neck, swing it like a hammer at the ground
...while swimming?