With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
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Be able to transform into animals
The transformation takes about a week each way. So you have a lot of awkward time where you've got furry privates and horrible clawed hands while you wait for the change to complete.
Oh you had to go there - Op becomes the most successful account on patreon.
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Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
You still dream, though. At times, it becomes hard to distinguish between reality and your nightmares
Oh.... Oh no.
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The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"
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impeccable social skills
Your power only applies to interacteons with animals.
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I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.
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I am ironman
But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.
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i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there
as you specified a square meter and not cubic meter, you only delete an infinitly thin plane of matter, rendering your superpower useless
Really really good at cutting things in half though. I think it still counts as a super power
Unfortunately the universe consists of mostly empty space and the infinitely thin cut passess between sub-atomic particles, barely tickling the vacuum fluctuations
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