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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Nothing more manly and confident than having to constantly validate your manlyness

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

His Grindr nickname is probably "FatherBottom."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

What's more manly than never letting your dick touch a woman's estrogen filled vagina? Nothing, except maybe letting another man inject his testosterone into your anus with his dick.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Georgetown Texas. No wonder

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Texas, you say

[–] ininewcrow 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

So manly that they'll get deep inside you

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (4 children)

A younger brother of mine just baptized into an Orthodox church nearby. Is this the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The Russian Orthodox are in schism from most other Orthodox. You'll need to get more information to get an answer to that question.

Russian Orthodoxy was established from it's foundation as a fake religion that exists to keep political power in Moscow. This is very different from other Orthodox.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

There's several. I don't know if the Greek Orthodox are doing the same machoism, but they're related

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