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xkcd #3094: Mass Spec (imgs.xkcd.com)
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xkcd #3094: Mass Spec

Title text:

Patients at least found it to be an improvement over Millikan's incredibly messy and unpleasant oil drop suspension procedure.

Transcript:

[Ponytail, wearing a lab coat, is giving a balloon to Cueball. Behind Cueball, there is a ramp on the ground, a magnet hanging from the ceiling, and a target on a poster on the wall.]
Ponytail: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall.

[Caption below the panel:]
Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.

Source: https://xkcd.com/3094/

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if that would actually work in a modified version, hear me out.

  1. Put the patient in a magnetised cart on rails
  2. Speed the cart up to an accurate speed
  3. Strategically place a magnet at the end of the rails
  4. Measure the position of the crash site relative to past experiments

How accurate would the measurements be? What if you immobilised the patient? How much sliding friction is allowed? How big the magnets need to be? How fast the cart needs to be? Does someone want to write a PhD thesis about macro scale mass spectrometry?

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[–] remotelove 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Speculating, of course, I would say there wouldn't be enough change to get a perceivable effect through other kinds of noise at the scale we are talking about. Yes, there would be an effect, but with all other environmental variables included, the results may appear completely random.

Then again, I suppose much of this boils down to the accuracy of the tools that you use to measure the results.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

To make it a bit easier to measure the difference, you could do this in free fall or a micro gravity environment.

[–] remotelove 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

And a also a full vacuum. Your test subject might not look so hot after that, but science!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Air just gets in the way, in more than one way actually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

F = M×A

So if your F and A are constants (e.g: Where A is the gravity of the Earth) you solve for M.

Also known as a balancing scale.

Magrail works too.

[–] remotelove 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Gravity is not a constant and that would probably matter at the precision that needs to be measured in the given test environment. In any other situation, gravity (or the state of the earths magnetic field) would generally not matter enough to measure.

The precision of F=MA might even be debatable as an accurate formula at these scales.. I dunno about that though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_of_Earth

https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/84266/measuring-earths-magnetism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Hell yeah, I love scientists 😎

You're right 👍

I guess this makes me an engineer using FP4 and not FP64

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I suggest you put the Markov chain stuff in spoilers, that way it's easier to ignore.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you can’t jump high enough, we can always give you a little boost using a high-energy electron beam from the synchrotron. Either that or the high-power UV laser. Up to you really.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Memories of Morrowind…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Outlander.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Hey that's what I do!