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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Youโ€™ve obviously never been a smoker ๐Ÿšฌ sweet sweet nicotine, i miss u so!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Fuck I miss cigarettes!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Addiction is a helluva drug!

[โ€“] rabber 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lol as a non smoker when I take a rip I feel so lightheaded and awesome. No wonder people get addicted

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I know what you mean. As a non drinker I love getting drunk every week.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Most smokers want to quit or at least they say they do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Tried in high school. I wanted to be able to smoke even if i didnt have or couldnt smoke weed. Thankfully a couple days in cigarettes made me vomit and I stopped without looking back. Wish I had been able to do that the first time alcohol made me vomit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Second line points out addiction, then goes on to ask why? That's a special kind of stupidity on its own.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I don't smoke myself but you need to know that cigarettes are super-processed crap. They intentionally add more poisonous shit to them. Even I like the smell of loose leaf tobacco smoked in a pipe, or in a quality cigar. The reason people first started smoking tobacco is because it smells good. But you're right that's not cigarettes.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Picking up girls and making friends mostly.

The rest is to get away from dancing/ loud music/ heat.

My ideal place to go out would be a location with no dancefloor just a bar and a smoking area where you can't smoke. Unfortunately the vibe of the smoking area just hits differently and no one can explain it. It cannot be replicated. It's magic in a bottle.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Tobacco is generally a pretty lame drug, but some forms of it at least smell somewhat good (e.g. waterpipes (though I think a lot of the 'smells good' is additives), or the old-fashioned smoking pipes).

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I got hooked at first because as teenagers when we smoked weed we would smoke it cut with nicotine.

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