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[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Peak masculinity = starving SS POW

[–] [email protected] 164 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ears so big animals use it for shade

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 days ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 108 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

That'd be hella interesting loool

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Looks like a dishonoured thug

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Blow off, choffer!

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

seizure warning

I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

yeah, leave the disabled alone /s

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

This person looks deformed

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[–] Snowpix 21 points 5 days ago

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Average German

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

That's just a thick chimp.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I think I saw him oblivion once.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Looks about right

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Flap them ears and be free.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Vinnie Jones?

[–] Kowowow 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

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