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How it feels seeing Switch 2 discourse in the comments section of a meme mocking all sides of Switch 2 discourse:

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Super expensive, low quality cameras and mics, a janky looking chat, an okay screen, and having to buy games, some of which are years old (Looking at you BOTW), for more than their original buying prices. It's just greed. It's always greed. They saw PS and Xbox selling at already crazy prices and just tried to put the switch 2 in there like it's worth a car payment, or even up to a month's rent if you want the system, a few games, and a working camera (since the cheaper one is only 480p). And they're just coming out and saying they'll be monitoring your screen and chats (which I think more companies do than we think). And they'll brick your machine if they see any mods or emulations. Want to add a fun mod to Mario party? Get bricked, bitch.

If S2 looks appealing, I would highly recommend looking into the steam deck. I don't even have the steam deck and this whole promotion cycle has me eyeing it hard which how awful they're making the S2 launch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I like my steam deck. It plays basically everything on steam whether it’s verified or not. Even games that don’t work well on it will still run.

Poor battery life means it’s tethered to the wall unless you’re just emulating or playing low end games.

The switch 2 will be cheaper on the secondary market and they will make a “lite” version that is cheaper or a “pro” version that makes the original cheaper. It never makes sense to buy a brand new console outside of keeping up with the joneses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Or the Legion Go!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"Genesis does what Nintendon't!"

"Oh yeah? Well Nintendon't suck so I guess Genesis does."

"Bitch, please. You don't even got blood in Mortal Kombat."

"AT LEAST THE MUSIC DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FARTS!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My comment is got blast processing, so I win

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Holy shit that is a blast from the past.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am so glad I abandoned video games in 2015. I feel for the rest of you, though.

[–] rabber 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do you play retro games or literally nothing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have a few dumb mobile type games on my iPad that I play when I need to not think, and I watch a good friend play video games on twitch now and again while we chat about life over the phone.

I haven't owned a console since 2015 and am not on Steam. There are many games out there with amazing stories that I will miss out on, but I'm okay with it, tbh. I'll catch a playthrough on youtube if a game attracts my attention enough, but even that has been awhile. Nothing against games or gamers. I just lost interest one day and I never regained it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I was exactly like you. my last console was the original Xbox.

I got a retroid pocket 5 and have done more gaming on that in 3 months than I did in the last 10 years.

highly recommend it for the casual gamer.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Every switch owner I know has a terrible opinion of the switch 2s price and the new 90$ price tag they started for games.

Meanwhile more and more people around me are buying a steam deck, I have converted 4 people last year alone. Even my nephew has one and is happy with it.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I loved my Switch. I'm not even considering buying a Switch 2. I'll just stick to pc gaming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Ive set up my switch to stream pc games via steam link :p

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

That's such a great way to phrase that.

The switch 2 has a lot more competition than the switch had, and hasn't made up much ground.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

People around me have a different sort of take. Most of them have big powerful desktops already, and Deck doesn't really appeal to them, so they all ended up buying Switch 1s eventually for the exclusives and portable use, and will likely follow with Switch 2. Deck is still amazing value though, considering it's a full Linux PC you can take anywhere and use how you wish.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love my steam deck. It's the reason why I finally ditched Windows for Linux on my gaming PC.

This past week I got into emulation on it and have been shocked at how well it has been performing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My battery is no longer holding up the same as it did when I first purchased mine, but I'm only replacing my Steam Deck for another gaming device when the Steam Deck 2 launches.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you need a replacement, there's official Steam Deck batteries now available on the iFixit store. It is a bit difficult to remove, but it's worth it to extend the life of your Deck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, while Valve outsourcing repairs and parts to iFixit is great for most regions, iFixit stopped shipping to my country a few years ago, so this complicates things quite a lot :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Do you think it might be worth finding some sort of proxy shipping service that can buy in another country and send it over? I've used a few when buying stuff from Japan to ship over here in the UK, and have found them to be pretty useful. Worst comes to worst, you could always try (insert somewhat shady Chinese marketplace of choice here, there's a bunch) and hope you get a good battery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

If you haven't yet, check out the latest steamos update - they finally added battery charge limits it won't help a dying battery get better, but it may stave off the demise.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Someone did something and, predictably, someone else bitched about it because reasons. Or something. Probably?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Unless something new has happened, it's because the switch 2 is expensive and the games are overpriced

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Its expensive, and over priced, and you don't own it despite buying it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something about Nintendo putting bricking your console into the license agreement if you screw with it at all.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (19 children)

I've no idea what the discourse is like today but from what I recall:

  • Nintendo: if you really like the Marios, Zeldas, sidescrollers and platformers.
  • Sony: if you like highly cinematic games, action adventure games with good graphics and JRPGs.
  • Microsoft (consoles after Halo 3): if you need the yearly releases of WWE and sports games and you want to support American businesses. Also, at some point, there was Lost Odyssey.

Have things changed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I feel so old that genesis isnt on that list.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Millions of Steam Decks and their ilk have been sold, and run games significantly better on SteamOS than their Windows counterparts, to the point that Microsoft is reportedly cancelling their own gaming handheld plans. Not a massive challenger to the Switch 2 for most ordinary people, but things are definitely changing.

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