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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

She looks like she hard to impress. I don't think i could do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Once you wiped your ass with dark chocolate then proceeding to try removing it by wiping with the toilet paper I bet you'd see some face expression of surprise

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

And for what amount is that price tag? Ten rolls of good toilet paper cost about €5 here. And that would be forty rolls for 90 bucks? Or is that for several of those packets?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sir, you're in memes. This is a joke/punchline wrapped in image format. So photoshopped and not a thing. Fake and gay, some would say.

[–] Darkassassin07 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fake and gay, some would say.

Last time I heard that, this was still popular:

=3

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

2 camels in a tiny car was peak internet, can we go back plz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This was peak internet, take me back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Thanks. I totally missed that information. It has become rather difficult to distinguish between satire and the next big stupid thing in the US lately. Something could be crazy as fuck by now, and still real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Judging by the beer in the background this is probably in a Caribbean island. Probably Trinidad, so $TTD 90 would be around $US 13

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Geo guessing: Supermarket edition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

OK, that makes sense. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As a USian, I wondered as well.

Here, we do not typically Snuggle the anus after a poop. The folks from Trinidad & Tobago, however...

48 Rolls for TTD$87.50

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Just put some in your mouth dude, it's not that complicated

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

She's definitely seen some shit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Supposed" is one of those words with a quiet "d" that people seem to often get wrong. Same with "used" especially in "used to" where people write "use to". English sucks, but I still wish people would put in the effort to follow the rules so that they communicate more effectively.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can almost guarantee to you that a native speaker made this meme. Remember, the average American speaks 0.7 languages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

100% native speaker mistake. Like the classic mistake of mixing up "its" and "it's", only native speakers do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This seems like a result of sandhi, people merge the sounds in speech so they merge them in writing too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Clearly she's allergic to it - there's an allergy warning on the sign. It's probably full of artificial flavors. Or maybe it was made from tree nut husks, IDFK.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

would love to walk up in a conehead costume and start eating the roll in front of her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And you'd have the benefit of your next trip to the toilet being self-wiping!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

it cleans your intestines on the way out, and good fiber, and essential dyes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i have a different question.

$89.95 for a pack of rolls of toilet paper?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Blow your nose

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yum... fiber...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Take a big wad, start rubbing down your body with it and moaning deliriously in front of her.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I really enjoy Carib beer, any chance I can get a sample of that?